One clear day on the snowy land known as Club Penguin, a conceited penguin known as Antarctica Jon sat near the bright lamp that rest gently on the leaf-colored table in his monumental tree residence a completed man.
Having uncovered the biggest mysteries and fought the biggest of mythical beasts the talking penguins have ever known to exist, Antarctica Jon was prepared to hang up the boots and call it a career.
"Wait a minute!" the adventurous one says. It seems second thoughts are roaring through Jon's head!
That's one way to look at it...
I don't know, what ar...
A new priority, he says? What ever could that new priority be?!
He isn't thinking what I think he's thinking, is he?
It seems Jon's ego has invaded the entirety of him! Will he really go forth and create the next generation's Antarctica Jon?!
Good bacon, he's serious. Our flightless friend is about to waddle into the Pet Shop with his skull pointing to the sky and his self-respect in full swing to adopt a...
He scans the room, looking for the one that will carry his legacy on their back and keep him in the books for as long as the ice is still solid.
What's that? It seems our dear Jon-boy has detected a winner!
Out of all the pookies.... whatever! Ring the bell, we have a winner!
No, that was a figure of speech... *sighs* let's get back to the story...
Jon loads the pookie who has yet to be named into his very apparent limo and prepares to glide to his beautiful nature-drenched house which is partially located above all of our heads with his new priority.
The newly united couple waddle their flightless bodies into Jon's big wooden palace. No touching? guess Jon is setting this up to be a bigger job than it already is!
It seems Antarctica Jon doesn't think to highly of his employees...
Well, that's disgusting.
Wait! That wasn't you....
It appears our friend is ready to serve the drinks!
What an incredibly remarkable accomplishment! It seems Jon and I do have similarities after all...
Great expose! What a twist in this narrative of our dear Jon-boy's life!
It seems Antarctica Jon has yet to "discover" the mirror! I'm sure it won't be long, though....
Self-esteem seems through the roof in the featherless bird as he shows off the footprint of one hairy beast to his new companion!
Obviously Jon has never been around a child.
Oh, the irony...
Now it's just getting ridiculous!
Antarctica Jon's new dragon-foot priority has bailed! What a shocking turn of events!
With these turn of events, Jon has yet to come down from the ego-tainted clouds back into reality!
You couldn't have thought about that in the first place? Whatever...
Another very short chapter has concluded in Antarctica Jon's very eventful life! Until the next tale....
You are now exploring Secret File #959: G@M3$. Enjoy.
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