From a cave deep down below the snow, a brave fish emerges from the deep seas in a quest to defeat crime and protect Club Penguin from the activity of problematic criminals who'll go to great lengths to defy the rules. With his sidekick, Mullet Boy, he watches the island from the oceanic shadows and enter the air when suspicious activity is detected. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
FISHMAN, DEFENDER FROM THE DEEPS!
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~ Da da da dun dun da dun doo doo ~
Fishman: PREPARE MULLET! Evil is abrewing!
Mullet Boy: Abrewing?
Fishman: I'm not paying you to ask questions.
Mullet Boy: You're not paying me at all.
Today, our brave warriors come to the rescue of a small elderly woman whose purse has come up missing.
Old Lady: Help meh!
Fishman: Help has arrived, young lady!
Mullet Boy: *under his breath* Oh, Jesus, help me....
Old Lady: Oh, good Lord have mercy! Thank ya, deary.
Fishman: My honor! Is that a pearl necklace around your neck? A great friend of mine, he's a clam, ...
Mullet Boy: FISHMAN! Situation at hand!
Fishman: Oh, right. Thank you, faithful sidekick!
That is a pearl necklace, but our dear hero has let his fascinations get the best of him! We need the details on what happened to the sweet old lady's absent purse!
Fishman: What dangers have bestowed you this evening?
Mullet Boy, quietly: Bestowed? Really?
Old Lady: My purse! I lost my dear purse!
Fishman: Oh, the darkest of malefactors! Throw us the details!
Old Lady: Well, I was walking in the Plaza when my purse just vanished!
Fishman: Oh, that leviathan! The status of your purse is now in my...
Mullet Boy: Our.
Fishman: our hands! MULLET! TO THE WATER CAR!
Mullet Boy: We don't have a water car, or any car for that matter.
Fishman: Just follow me.
Old Lady: My heroes! I have a pearl necklace?
What kind of criminal would prompt such conflict to a sweet, innocent old lady like our victim at hand?! What a twisted culprit!
Thankfully, our sea-inhabited heroes are conducting a thorough search, and our twisted culprit will surely be brought to justice before midnight!
Fishman: Snow Forts are clear, Mully.
Mullet Boy: Never call me that again.
Fishman: Snow Forts are clear, Mullet.
Mullet Boy: It's Mullet BOY. And we didn't even thoroughly search the Forts.
Fishman: Excessive snow, Mullet Boy. It's the grand danger of dangers.
Mullet Boy: It's made of water! You live in water!
Fishman: Shhh, suspicious activity at ten o'clock!
Ok, maybe not that thorough. However, our benevolent friends have detected a suspect!
Penguin named Micrel: Here we are....
Fishman: STOP RIGHT THERE, GREEN MAN!
Fishman: Tell me, what are you doing in these waters?!
Mullet Boy: Waters?!
Fishman: You said snow is water so I'm just going by what you said.
Mullet Boy: But it's only water if it turns into a liquid.
Fishman: So you had no right to call me out on my earlier claim since technically, snow is tiny SOLID WATER crystals...
Micrel: Uh... can I go now?
Fishman: NEGATIVE! Not until you tell us what you're doing near the BANK!?
Micrel: Um, surfing the web with my laptop?
Fishman: Oh. Seems like a viable answer. Carry on then, and don't let the fish bite!
What an in-depth interrogation by our yellow fish pal!
Mullet Boy: Nice work there, Sherlock.
Fishman: Thank you, faithful side kick!
Mullet Boy: I was being sar....
Fishman: Trees, Mullet Boy! Our criminal could be hiding behind any of these! You know what this means?
Mullet Boy: What?
Fishman: We must go into space, turn the Earth so the sun faces directly at this here green wonderland, and melt all the snow so it turns into water! That'll cause a flood which will forcefully carry our thief to our fingerprints and therefore, into justice!
Mullet Boy: That's crazy. Can't we just call in the EPF to help us search around the forest?
Fishman: That would be too easy... hey - isn't that our victim?
Mullet Boy: It is!
What a turn of events! Could our victim be chiming in on the search for our villain?
Old Lady: Oh, there you are!
Fishman: What disturbance has occurred, now?!
Old Lady: Oh, nothing, huney. I just realized - I don't even have a purse!
Fishman: That's grea.... wait, what?
Old Lady: I guess my mind is playing tricks on me again this evenin'! Well, gotta run. My pearl necklace seems to be missing....
You have got to be kidding...
Fishman: So.... I guess this was just a big waste of time. What do we do now, Mullet Boy?
Mullet Boy: I am so done with this hero stuff.
Mullet Boy.... in a spacecraft? He isn't thinking what I think he's thinking, is he?!
Fishman: Why is it getting so hot?
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Well, it appears this tale has come to an abrupt ending....
So, until the next tale, if there is one,
You are now exploring Secret File #959: G@M3$. Enjoy.
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