SUMMINSBERG - Yesterday, our own Cole Doovex conducted an interview with local Columbus fanatic, Mr. Licker Cuntpiss.
In what was originally supposed to be a continuation of that interview has turned sour as it appears Mr. Cuntpiss has had a change of heart overnight. "Screw Columbus, that racist piece of dick!" he roared as Doovex attempted to enter the once-beloved gallery. "That's great, but can we please get to the interview?" Doovex wisely asked. "Are you trying to exploit my gallery? You think Columbus is great, don't you? You racist pig! Do you not know what he did?" Cuntpiss fired. "HE KILLED A BUNCH OF NATIVES! You like him? Racist!" Doovex then met a door to the face as Cuntpiss made it clear the interview was off.
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