Andre The Giant Memorial Battle Royal
As far as surprise entrances, I predict a Hogan return (maybe give him one elimination with Curt Hawkins), Shinsuke Nakamura debut, and Finn Balor return.
During the match, I'd have everyone gang up on Braun Strowman after he puts his hands on Hogan, throw him over the second rope, and have a few superstars (Sami Zayn, Shinsuke, Balor, and maybe Luke Harper?) put him through two announce tables ringside.
Then, since this match will feature multiple superstars, for the first 6-10 minutes I'd focus on laying the foundation for future feuds. Eliminations are the most obvious way to do this, but I'd also have some encounters in the match that will play a part in a feud along the road. Maybe an injury angle to a babyface caused by a heel or unintentional contact from one babyface to another prompting a heel turn. I'd also begin Shinsuke's first feud with Finn Balor (who would later turn heel) after the two eliminate each other.
When Strowman gets involved, he takes this whole match by the throat and makes it his bitch. He eliminates all (ALL, starting with Hogan) remaining superstars in the ring (I'd have at least 10, preferably Hogan, Mojo Rawley, Apollo Crews, Big Show, Shaq, Usos, Mark Henry, Fandango or Tyler Breeze, and Sami Zayn. I'd definitely have Zayn put up a fight against Strowman.) After his defeat to Roman, Strowman is going to need this.
Ok, so maybe this was more of a "How I would book this match" type of thing. Bottom line, Strowman dominates.
Alexa Bliss vs Carmella vs Natalya vs Mickie James vs Becky Lynch vs other TBA
Eva Marie. No, she won't win, but I hope she returns here in this match and stay out of harms way until she sees an opportunity calling her name. The opportunity, of course, backfires on her. Bottom line, WE NEED EVA MARIE IN THIS MATCH. As far as winner goes, if Naomi returns, the title goes back to her. If she doesn't, maybe a Mickie James run with the gold? As far as past divas returning, if Kelly Kelly just has to be involved, so be it. She doesn't win, though. I also wouldn't mind Tamina, Victoria, Lita, and maybe Melina getting added to this match.
Neville vs Austin Aries
While Neville has been phenomenal as a heel, Austin Aries has been great since he debuted on commentary. I predict Aries wins. Considering the competitors in this match, you know this match will be excellent. Just, please, no purple ropes.
John Cena and Nikki Bella vs The Miz and Maryse
If Cena proposes to Nikki, then I hope Maryse eats the pin to protect Miz and have the proposal take place after the match. They can use ring rust as an excuse afterwards, since this is Maryse's first match in 6 years. The main thing here is to protect the Miz at all costs.
Luke Gallows & Karl Anderson vs Enzo & Cass vs Cesaro & Sheamus
Cass gets the titles after Enzo nails Sheamus, who's up the ladder with Cass, in the nuts with a ladder. Cesaro and Cass would lay out Gallows & Anderson before Cass blind-sides Cesaro outside of the ring. Cass will climb up when he spots Sheamus at the top of the ladder and Enzo will enter the ring with a ladder and take Sheamus's chances of having kids in the future away from him. Yes, this would spark a heel turn for E&C.
Dean Ambrose vs Baron Corbin
RENEE YOUNG ON A FORKLIFT MATCH! Ok, just kidding. I predict a Baron Corbin win for this match, and then move forward by never hearing him blab pre-written dialogue again. Seriously. He's better without it.
I'd also love to see Ambrose attempt some crazy stunt, maybe a flying elbow off a forklift into an End of Days, and ultimately have that costing him the match.
Chris Jericho vs Kevin Owens
A beautiful friendship, ruined by a man's (who's name involves three Hs) selfish desire to control the WWE at the palm of his hands. He brainwashes a fellow wrestler into igniting a flame under his best friendship's ass and creating ashes beneath a gift's feet.
Ok, so it was a fake friendship. We've all dealt with those. Therefore, it wasn't all that beautiful. Anyway, Owens wins clean.
Shane McMahon vs AJ Styles
Obviously Shane's going to do a crazy-ass stunt. I see him connecting but doing an injury angle. When AJ recovers, he attacks Shane abid ref's orders and wins the match in heel fashion. This would give Daniel Bryan ore reasons to trade him to RAW in the 2017 draft.
Bayley vs Charlotte vs Sasha Banks vs Nia Jax
I predict a Sasha win after she rolls Bayley up and uses the tights to her advantage. She'll officially turn heel the night after on RAW.
Seth Rollins vs Triple H
You know Triple H is going to focus on the injured knee in this match. Rollins will rise against the odds and go out as the victor. I also wouldn't mind seeing him use the Curb Stomp, but I like the idea of Seth pinning HHH with his own move.
Roman Reigns vs The Undertaker
If Roman Reigns wins, he SHOULD NOT remain a babyface. We all know Reigns is going to win. I'd have Undertaker's health play a role in this match and have Reigns take advantage of that. Have no sympathy what-so-ever, and the next night on RAW, have him brag about it.
Randy Orton vs Bray Wyatt
I definitely do not see Sister Abigail coming out to help Bray. That won't happen simply because they've said a thousand times during this feud that she's dead. She's buried. And cremated. She'll never debut.
Anyway, I see Wyatt using his mind games to beat the Arsonist and lead the army of sheep masks through the darkness as WWE Champion.
Brock Lesnar vs Goldberg
Brock takes 'berg to Suplex City. Then he activates an F5 and wins. The end.
Tyson Kidd and Cesaro w/Natalya (c) vs Usos vs New Day vs Los Matadores for the Tag Team Championships
I wouldn't be surprised if Usos win, but let's be honest here: Do any of us REALLY want to see the Usos get the titles back? They just lost them a couple months ago, and their title reign wasn't the greatest. They've also gotten a bit stale. (Heel turn, please) Then again, it's WWE. For the other two teams, I hope to God they don't win. What have the New Day done since debuting? Nothing. Except sing and dance their way to the title picture. Los Matadores? The two talented Puerto Rican wrestlers who fell victims to Vince's bad character ideas? Winning the Tag Team Championships at WrestleMania?! Unless they revert back to Primo & Epico overnight, I honestly don't want them winning. Now how about Tyson and Cesaro? They're the current champions, they're entertaining, and they're both awesome in the ring. I think Tyson Kidd and Cesaro are going to retain. I hope WWE changes their theme song, though. It's horrible.
Andre the Giant Memorial Battle Royal
This match is kind of hard to predict, but if Sheamus returns at WrestleMania, I hope he gets put in the match. With that said, I think Sheamus is going to return and win this. I wouldn't mind seeing either Damien San/Mizdow or Curtis Axel win, though. #AXELMANIA
Randy Orton vs Seth Rollins
This is a tough one. If Seth Rollins doesn't cash in tomorrow night, I'm going to say Seth Rollins. But if Seth does cash in, I'm going to say Randy. I have no idea if Seth's going to cash in, so whoever wins this match is my prediction. No, that's not cheating.
AJ Lee and Paige vs The Bella Twins
Let me start off by saying who I want to win: AJ Lee and Paige. My prediction, however, is the Bella Twins. I predict AJ and Paige are going to beat the Hell out of each other towards the end of the match, leading to one of the Bellas pinning one of the two (or both). I don't mind seeing AJ and Paige fighting, but I really don't want to see another AJ/Paige feud. Don't get me wrong, I like them both, but their last match wasn't really good for some strange reason.
Bad News Barrett (c) vs R-Truth vs Dean Ambrose vs Luke Harper vs Dolph Ziggler vs Stardust vs Daniel Bryan in a Ladder Match for the Intercontinental Championship
Honestly, I think this match is going to steal the show. Why? Because all seven wrestlers are great (even R-Truth). At first, I thought Dean Ambrose was going to win, but after reading WWE's plans for the championship, I predict Daniel Bryan winning this one. I wouldn't be surprised to see Sheamus cost Bryan the match, though. WWE seems to be high on a Sheamus vs Daniel Bryan match. (Don't ask why)
John Cena vs Rusev (c) for the United States Championship
I really don't want Cena ending Rusev's undefeated streak. A young, future star should end it. But it's WWE. They love giving Cena everything. I predict John Cena winning the United States Championship. *Sigh*
Undertaker vs Bray Wyatt
Two dark figures collide. I actually wouldn't mind seeing Wyatt winning this one, because he needs a win and it would mean 'Taker is 'passing the torch' to him. But I really don't want Undertaker losing. So, with all that said, I'm saying this match will end in a no contest. Would that be disappointing? Maybe, maybe not. But if Wyatt beats Undertaker (who I think will return as the American Badass tomorrow night) to where the ref has to stop the match, then Bray Wyatt becomes a major threat. Imagine what it would do for his career. It would also keep Undertaker at 21-1. This could also lead to the Undertaker vs Sting match that most of us want to see. (I kinda know how, but it's kinda hard to explain.)
Sting vs Triple H
Sting. I think it's obvious. Hopefully WWE goes with the 'If Trips loses, Authority ends' stipulation for this match. It would only make sense.
Roman Reigns vs Brock Lesnar (c) for the WWE World Heavyweight Championship
I wouldn't really mind seeing Roman win this match. Now, before you try hunting me down and killing me, I want to say that I'd mind with Roman winning. Yes, I wouldn't mind Roman winning but I would mind Roman winning. Let me explain - I wouldn't mind HEEL Roman winning, but if FACE Roman wins, I kinda have a problem with it. I predict that towards the end of this match, Paul swerves us all and distracts Brock, allowing Roman Reigns to win. After the match, Paul raises Roman's hand in the ring, officially creating an alliance with Reigns. Now if that doesn't happen, I predict Roman winning then Brock beating the living Hell out of him after the match. After Lesnar leaves, Seth Rollins comes out and cashes in his Money in the Bank briefcase and walks out of the Levi's Stadium WWE World Heavyweight Champion. Or it could be the other way around, with Roman beating Brock up. (If this happens, it could lead to a Roman Reigns vs Seth Rollins vs Dean Ambrose match at SummerSlam) Whatever happens in or after this match, I really hope it's good.
Aaaand... those are my predictions! What are yours? Leave a comment down below and tell me because I desperately need comments.
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