LADIES AND GENTLEPENGUINS! Welcome to the most action-packed extravaganza you will ever witness in your entire waddling lives! Tonight, your mind will undergo a roller coaster of events never experienced before. Your eyes will melt, your voice will vanish, your flightless wings will climb air! You will experience everything you thought was impossible!
Ladies and gentlepenguins, welcome to....
CPPWE! CPPWE! CPPWE!
Now we go to our fine ring announcer with a very astonishing mustache for our first match of the evening!
My God, what a shocking occurrence! A WEREWOLF! Who is the poor sucker who has to face this beast in a GAUNTLET MATCH?!
It sure will, Mr. Nicholas.
The Werewolf's first opponent is a man named Ian Pullem! I wonder what this competitor will have to offer...
CLAW SLAM! It's over!
Apparently not much. The Werewolf finished him like dinner and remains in the match!
It appears Mr. Pullem will be fixing his own teeth tonight!
CLAW SLAM! It's over, Lance!
I guess the Werewolf is not too fond of clowns, as he finishes his second opponent off like desert!
Our friends at the commentary table seem to be at disagreement. Hopefully they can co-exist to call The Werewolf's next match, which is against That Janitor Guy!
I guess not all jobs are beneficial. What a tragedy.
Anyway, it seems the Werewolf has finally met his match as he squares off with... The Mortician!
I knew that was going to happen tonight....
Wow! The Werewolf's final opponent is a... plant. I'm sure this match will be no different than the others!
What a twist of events! The Werewolf has been disqualified for grabbing a weapon!
The Plant has done it! The Plant has beaten The Werewolf!
What an inspirational success story! I'm sure The Plant will be remembered for years to come!
What an eventful night! Surely, history has been made and lives have been changed!
Thank you, ladies and gentlepenguins, for dedicating some time from your lives to join in on tonight's intoxicating event!
Until the next tale,
From a cave deep down below the snow, a brave fish emerges from the deep seas in a quest to defeat crime and protect Club Penguin from the activity of problematic criminals who'll go to great lengths to defy the rules. With his sidekick, Mullet Boy, he watches the island from the oceanic shadows and enter the air when suspicious activity is detected. Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you...
FISHMAN, DEFENDER FROM THE DEEPS!
~ Da da da dun dun da dun doo doo ~
Today, our brave warriors come to the rescue of a small elderly woman whose purse has come up missing.
That is a pearl necklace, but our dear hero has let his fascinations get the best of him! We need the details on what happened to the sweet old lady's absent purse!
What kind of criminal would prompt such conflict to a sweet, innocent old lady like our victim at hand?! What a twisted culprit!
Thankfully, our sea-inhabited heroes are conducting a thorough search, and our twisted culprit will surely be brought to justice before midnight!
Ok, maybe not that thorough. However, our benevolent friends have detected a suspect!
What an in-depth interrogation by our yellow fish pal!
What a turn of events! Could our victim be chiming in on the search for our villain?
You have got to be kidding...
Mullet Boy.... in a spacecraft? He isn't thinking what I think he's thinking, is he?!
*** ERROR ***
Well, it appears this tale has come to an abrupt ending....
So, until the next tale, if there is one,
LADIES AND GENTLEPENGS! Welcome to a very special Club Penguin Tale.
In this tale, we follow the journey of one joyful penguin as goes on a mission to spread the HOLIDAY CHEER!
Yes, in March. Why not?
LADIES AND GENTLEPENGS, ARE YOU READY?! Because here we go!
*Very jolly music starts playing*
Deck the jaws with....
~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la ~
'Tis the season...
~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la ~
Eat we now...
~ Fa-la-la, la-la-la, la la la ~
Troll the ancient...
~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la ~
Are we done yet?
See the blazing...
~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la ~
Jump into the circle...
~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la ~
Follow me now...
~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la ~
While I tell the story...
~ Fa-la-la-la-la, la-la la la ~
One clear day on the snowy land known as Club Penguin, a conceited penguin known as Antarctica Jon sat near the bright lamp that rest gently on the leaf-colored table in his monumental tree residence a completed man.
Having uncovered the biggest mysteries and fought the biggest of mythical beasts the talking penguins have ever known to exist, Antarctica Jon was prepared to hang up the boots and call it a career.
"Wait a minute!" the adventurous one says. It seems second thoughts are roaring through Jon's head!
That's one way to look at it...
I don't know, what ar...
A new priority, he says? What ever could that new priority be?!
He isn't thinking what I think he's thinking, is he?
It seems Jon's ego has invaded the entirety of him! Will he really go forth and create the next generation's Antarctica Jon?!
Good bacon, he's serious. Our flightless friend is about to waddle into the Pet Shop with his skull pointing to the sky and his self-respect in full swing to adopt a...
He scans the room, looking for the one that will carry his legacy on their back and keep him in the books for as long as the ice is still solid.
What's that? It seems our dear Jon-boy has detected a winner!
Out of all the pookies.... whatever! Ring the bell, we have a winner!
No, that was a figure of speech... *sighs* let's get back to the story...
Jon loads the pookie who has yet to be named into his very apparent limo and prepares to glide to his beautiful nature-drenched house which is partially located above all of our heads with his new priority.
The newly united couple waddle their flightless bodies into Jon's big wooden palace. No touching? guess Jon is setting this up to be a bigger job than it already is!
It seems Antarctica Jon doesn't think to highly of his employees...
Well, that's disgusting.
Wait! That wasn't you....
It appears our friend is ready to serve the drinks!
What an incredibly remarkable accomplishment! It seems Jon and I do have similarities after all...
Great expose! What a twist in this narrative of our dear Jon-boy's life!
It seems Antarctica Jon has yet to "discover" the mirror! I'm sure it won't be long, though....
Self-esteem seems through the roof in the featherless bird as he shows off the footprint of one hairy beast to his new companion!
Obviously Jon has never been around a child.
Oh, the irony...
Now it's just getting ridiculous!
Antarctica Jon's new dragon-foot priority has bailed! What a shocking turn of events!
With these turn of events, Jon has yet to come down from the ego-tainted clouds back into reality!
You couldn't have thought about that in the first place? Whatever...
Another very short chapter has concluded in Antarctica Jon's very eventful life! Until the next tale....
Hello Fellow Penguins!
It's me, Wwerocks88, here with another post! A few months ago, I wrote a post explaining why Disney hasn't ruined Club Penguin. Today, I'm here with a similar post, but this time, I'm going to go more in-depth into the Club Penguin Community. I've split the post into two parts to make it more organized. Enjoy!
Part 1: 'Disney Ruined Club Penguin' Videos
I remember watching a video on YouTube where these two penguins were in an igloo talking about how Disney ruined Club Penguin. In the video, they said Disney ruined CP because they support 'pookies' and 'preps'. Uh... really? It sounds like you came up with that yourself just to have an excuse for hating on Disney. There are tons of other YouTube videos about how Disney 'ruined CP', also. Some of those videos have some good points, but others are pretty laughable at. Below are some videos made by people who claim Disney ruined Club Penguin, along with my view on their video.
In this video, titled 'My reasons why disney ruined club penguin', this person shares his reasons on why he thinks Disney screwed up Club Penguin. I'll admit, some of his points are good. (Examples: Homepage, catalogs [though, they have gotten bigger and somewhat better], chat [even though removing letters was probably a good move], membership, and... well... that's it.) But the good points are pretty much overshadowed by the bad points. Let me take the time to point out the bad points and explain why they're bad:
Bad point #1 - The map: Ok, well, he doesn't really describe the problem with the map. He moves on to the Dojo changing and the Stage being added, which brings me to bad point #2...
Bad point #2 - The Dojo and Stage being added: Ok, first off, this video was made in 2010. So the Dojo wasn't updated to the current design yet. Anyway, he says they turned the Dojo into a place for a stupid card game... about NINJAS! Where do ninjas train? That's right, DOJOS! The Dojo was put on the island for ninjas, not for a hang out spot. Plus, Card-Jitsu was an rsnail project. Even if Disney didn't buy CP, Card-Jitsu would've still been added to the Dojo. He then goes on to say that the Dojo used to be a perfect place for war. Ok, maybe it was. But CP armies move around during battles. So they lost a room, so what? They still got the Snow Forts. Now let's discuss the Plaza. He says they replaced the two tables (really? Two tables being removed is such a big deal?) and replaced it with the Stage that "shows nothing but gay plays". Ok, so the Stage is a little bit boring, but two tables and four chairs were better? We still got a table and chairs in the Town, why not move on to those? He then asks what was wrong with two chairs. Well, nothing, but like I said, there's a table and chairs in the Town. I think I've made my point clear, so let's move on...
Bad point #3 - The 'baybees': Ok, I kind of agree with this point. 'Baybees' are pretty annoying, but Disney didn't have anything to do with their arrival to the island. Players choose to dress up like babies and go to the Pet Shop, they have nothing to do with Disney. "CP isn't doing anything about this!" What are they supposed to do? Ban them?! That'd be unfair. That brings me to bad point #4...
Bad point #4 - Moderators: He says the moderators ban you for no good reason. Wait... didn't you want CP to do something with the 'baybees'? The only thing they could do would be to kick or ban them, and that would go against one of your reasons. Anyway, since when did moderators ban people for no reason? There has to be a reason. Maybe the penguins that got 'banned for no reason' were hacked? Don't know, just a thought. Plus, if you 'got banned for no reason', just contact Club Penguin support. They'll take care of it.
Bad point #5 - The Soccer Pitch: "As soon as summer is coming, they will change the hockey rink to a stupid soccer field". Ok, so you don't like the Soccer Pitch, that's your opinion. But to many penguins, the soccer field is actually enjoyable. Plus, soccer/football is big over in Brazil and Europe, and a decent amount of the CP audience are from that country/continent. I bet if the Soccer Pitch got removed, players from those areas would not be very happy...
Bad point #6 - The games: Many of the original games are still available. People love new games, it would get boring if the same games from 8 years ago were the only available games in 2014. Oh, and also, the games you listed are pretty fun, not just for me, but for many other CP players too.
Bad point #6 - The newspaper: He states the 'Ask Aunt Arctic' section answers dumb questions. Ok, first off, the 'Ask Aunt Arctic' section has been in the newspaper since 2006, before Disney even bought Club Penguin. Come on bro, get some facts. The 'secrets' section does spoil some secrets, but you don't have to read them. Not a very good reason. Moving on...
Bad point #7 - Parties: I kind of agree with you. Keywords: "Kind of". This video was made in 2010, and there were some pretty good parties during that time period. The recent parties, though, are a whole different story for a whole different post that isn't this one. Now, I want to confront this guy about 'member party room in every party'. Anyone remember the 'Pizza Parlor Opening Party', 'Cave Opening Party', and 'Lime Green Party 2006' member-only parties? Yep, all before Disney bought Club Penguin. Nice try dude, I'll give your video a 3.5 out of 10. Maybe 4 since I enjoyed your 'Ask Santa' video. Let's move on to the next video...
This video is titled 'Club Penguin - A Message To Disney' and I added this video to the post simply because I find it kind of funny. :P Let's move on to the next video...
This video is called 'DISNEY RUINED CLUB PENGUIN!' and before I even start talking about this video, I want the creator to know that he DIDN'T HAVE TO TYPE THE TITLE IN ALL CAPS. Ok, now on to the video. The first thing you'll see in this video is a big annoying annotation that threatens to close the comments section because the uploader is tired of 'n00bs' sticking up for Disney. There's also another little annotation that says the video's creator quit CP because of Disney and he hopes Disney doesn't buy YouTube. Dude, Google owns YouTube, along with many other websites. I think you don't have to worry about Disney buying it. Anyway, the only point I want to point out in this video is membership. In this video, the uploader states that Club Penguin didn't have membership before Disney bought it. Uh, wrong. Club Penguin has had membership ever since 2006, maybe even longer. And let me just state this: If Club Penguin didn't have membership, Club Penguin would've closed several years ago. I also want to point out the penguin above the uploader's head while the uploader is trying to give his thoughts about the chat filters. I think he was having color difficulties. Just sayin'. Now, I want to discuss the video description. In the description, he says he's tired of "n00b's saying that 'Disney made CP better' or even stupider (his grammar, not mine) 'Disney made CP'". I thought calling all of the people who thought Disney saved CP from going bankrupt 'n00bs' was a bit rude. There are many old players who say Disney saved CP from going under. And yes, Disney did save Club Penguin. If Disney didn't step in, Club Penguin wouldn't exist anymore. That's a fact. I also like how, in his channel comments, he left a comment that says "Rsnail MISSES CP, He wants it back", "DISNEY was the one that added MEMBERSHIP", and "Do some reshearch before stating your case". Sorry, VALisAwsomeXD, but maybe YOU should've did some RESEARCH before starting your case because rsnail has moved on to other games. He might miss CP, but I doubt he wants it back. Like I stated above, membership has been part of CP since 2006, maybe even before. Your 'facts' are made up, just like most of the 'facts' Disney haters make up for an excuse for hating on Disney.
Ok, so I think I've made my point. Let's move on to the next part before I bang my head through my computer monitor.
Part 2: Abominable Protests
I find it quite pathetic that Disney haters decide to ruin everyone else's fun by voicing their hate on the online game. I also find it quite funny that almost everybody who does so joined Club Penguin AFTER Disney bought it. Stamp Books exist, people. Let me take the time to share a meme I made a while back:
Ok, if you look at the photo above the best in the world at what he does, you'll see a big line of people complaining about the 'new Club Penguin'. This photo was taken on the server Abominable, the first server on the servers list and probably the most popular. Let me take the time to discuss this photo with you. First of all, yes, I'm the one who took the screenshot. No, I was not one of the people complaining, obviously. Anyway, as you can see, there are penguins stating some pretty false things. False things such as 'everything was free'. NO, EVERYTHING WASN'T FREE. Like I've stated many times above, membership has existed in Club Penguin since 2006 (maybe even longer, I'm not a CP historian), BEFORE DISNEY BOUGHT CLUB PENGUIN. Disney didn't bring membership into Club Penguin. There's also a penguin saying 'old is gold new is ewwwww'. Good God, that line is so overused. It's not even clever, or original. It sounds like a six year old came up with it. (They probably did.) Anyway, let me take your eyes to the very right. (Your right) Yes, I'm pretty sure that penguin is saying 'no mascots'. What's wrong with mascots? I think they're quite fun and cool. Also, old Club Penguin had mascots, so I have no idea why that penguin was saying that. You may have noticed that almost all the penguins complaining have recent clothing items on. Why is that, you ask? Because, like I stated above, most of these penguins joined CP after Disney bought it. Almost every single person who complains about Disney joined Club Penguin after Disney bought it and want old CP back because they didn't have the opportunity to experience it. You want my opinion on these complainers? My opinion is this: They're wasting their time. Instead of moving forward like they should be doing, they're moving backwards, the wrong way. Seriously, 'old Club Penguin' is gone. Get over it. It's not coming back. If you don't like it, then quit. It's not that hard. Move on. Abominable (and any server) protests are pointless and won't accomplish anything. By writing this post, I'm not trying to persuade people to stop hating on Disney. I'm simply saying that most of the people who do hate on Disney don't have the actual facts, and some have some pretty weird reasons. I'll admit, I do miss some of the old features that used to be part of Club Penguin, but I've moved on from those features and accepted that they're gone. (Ok, maybe not the missions. Please come back, missions.) That's what the complainers haven't done. They haven't accepted that the 'old Club Penguin' is gone, and I think they don't want to, which is pretty sad. I hope you enjoyed my post, and please leave a comment below telling me your thoughts on this post and if you prefer the 'old Club Penguin' over the 'new Club Penguin', or vice versa. Thanks for reading!
I know this is a long post, sorry if you got bored. ;)
Hello Fellow Penguins!
Nine years ago today, the game that we all know and love opened its island's doors to the public audience for the first time ever. Nine years ago today, Club Penguin launched. Happy Anniversary, Club Penguin!
~Wwerocks88, follow me on Twitter @Wwerocks88CP
Recently, there have been a ton of penguins with beta hats waddling around the server Sleet. While Sleet is a very popular server for rare penguins, most of the betas you've been seeing on Sleet are fake. Yes, fake. They've used an item adder to get their hat, which is cheating. Below I've provided a list of these fake betas. Please note that this list is incomplete, and I'll be adding more fake betas as I find them. * = I'm 100% sure they're fake.
DON'T GET FOOLED!
Hello Fellow Penguins!
Club Penguin parties are very important to Club Penguin. They are what makes Club Penguin, well, Club Penguin. Parties have been part of Club Penguin since the very beginning. Club Penguin has had a load of parties over the years, but sadly, some of those parties have never came back. Below is my list of 5 parties I think should come back.
#5 - April Fools Party
The April Fools Party was Club Penguin's goofiest party. The last April Fools party was in 2012 and wasn't, in my opinion, very fun. The only four regular rooms decorated were the Town, Plaza, Snow Forts and Box Dimension. It was just a huge letdown for me. But, the previous April Fools parties were all golden! My favorite decorated room from this party was the Forest, basically because it was upside down, which was pretty cool. There were other awesome decorated rooms, too - such as the Recycling Plant (aka the 'Spinning Arrow Room'), Dance Club, Ice Berg and Town (I loved the invisible buildings). The party had it all - the fun, goofiness, creativeness, etc. I would love for this party to come back this year... as long as it isn't like the 2012 edition.
#4 - St. Patrick's Day Party
Although I've never been to a St. Patrick's Day party, I've heard positive reviews on it. And judging by the YouTube videos I've watched, it turns out those positive reviews were right. The last St. Patrick's Day party was back in 2009. During this party, all of Club Penguin's buildings were painted green - which is my favorite color, btw. There were four-leaf clovers scattered everywhere (especially the Dock), Leprechauns waddling around the island, a big pot of gold at the Ski Hill, and even a parade! It would be awesome to see this party return this year!
#3 - Music Jam
The last Music Jam party was in the summer of 2011, and boy was it good. Although I thought the previous Music Jam was better, the last Music Jam still put smiles on faces. Sadly, the Music Jam was replaced with the 'Ultimate Jam' party in 2012. Then, in 2013, the Ultimate Jam was replaced with the 'Summer Jam'. Although both of those parties were pretty good, the Music Jam was better! It had music, dancing, more music and even more dancing. Mascots, such as the Penguin Band and Cadence, also visited the island. It was a fantastic party, and I would love to hear the two words "Music" and "Jam" put together in Club Penguin this year.
#2 - Camp Penguin
Camp Penguin has to be, according to the videos I've watched, one of the best parties in Club Penguin history. It was, obviously, a camping party that was held on the Club Penguin island in August 2007. Of course, I wasn't a member of the Club Penguin island back when this party was held, but I've watched plenty of videos about the party to know what I'm talking about. Camp Penguin looked orginal, creative and most importantly, fun! During the party, you could have a picnic at the Dock, throw a food fight at the Pizza Parlor, roast marshmallows at the Cove and much more! Sadly, this party will probably never be brought back. But if it did, I would be surprised and happy at the same time.
#1 - Water Party
The Water Party was a party that took place back in the summer of 2007 and 2008. The Water Party is one of those parties that many players want Club Penguin to bring back. And by the many pictures and videos I've viewed, I would mark out badly (yes, I did just say that) if they brought it back. The party looked really fun and, well, "watery". During the party, you threw water balloons instead of snow balls. During the 2008 edition, the iceberg was completely replaced with a huge inflatable whale. Now who wouldn't like that?! In the 2007 edition, the Underground Pool was closed because a crab broke one of the windows, causing the cave to flood. Club Penguin decided to use the water flowing into the cave to throw a water party, and thus, that's how the Water Party was born. If only that little crab would break an underground window again this year...
Well, the pretty much wraps this post up! So, which past Club Penguin party(ies) would you like to see Club Penguin bring back? Let me know in the comments section!
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Welcome to my CP blog! This is my newest Club Penguin blog, that has nothing to do with Club Penguin cheats. Instead of cheats, you'll be seeing Club Penguin reviews, opinions, top 5 lists, posts like that on here. Some of my posts you'll agree on, some you won't. (Which is alright.)
By the way, I'm Wwerocks88. You might know me from Twitter, gpumpkincp.com or my old Club Penguin cheats blog. (Club Penguin Cheats with Wwerocks88) I mainly hang out on server Big Foot, so if you want to meet me (which you probably don't, lol), you can find me there. This blog has been opened to everyone for more than a year, I've just never really posted on it. That's about to change, because I'm going to be pretty active on here. I actually have 7 posts waiting to be published! You can read my first non-holiday/birthday post by clicking here! (I was planning to publish this post before that one, but I accidentally hit the wrong button and published that post before this one. Oops. :P)
See you in my next post!
~Wwerocks88, follow me on Twitter at @Wwerocks88CP
It's on Twitter. It's on YouTube. It's even on Club Penguin itself. The one little sentence that annoys me the most - "Disney ruined Club Penguin". Good Lord, every time someone says that I just want to repeatedly bang my head up against the wall. "Disney ruined Club Penguin". It's funny, because I always thought Disney helped Club Penguin. Here, let me explain - if it wasn't for Disney, this little online world you love to play probably wouldn't be here right now. Oh, it's true. It's dang true. You know, there's a reason why New Horizon Interactive sold Club Penguin to Disney - because their virtual world was getting too big for them to handle. Club Penguin started with 15,000 players, and by March of 2006, that number reached up to 1.4 million! By the time Club Penguin was two years old, it had reached 3.9 million players! That's impressive! As Club Penguin grew, it attracted people from foreign countries, whose language was not supported in the game. Disney helped Club Penguin add those languages that weren't supported so foreigners could join the fun. Disney also helped Club Penguin get more employees, which was needed because as the virtual world got bigger, it needed more moderators, customer support employees, etc. There are other good things Disney did for Club Penguin, too. Toys are an example of this. Disney helped Club Penguin launch their very first toy line. Yes, that means before Disney bought Club Penguin, there were no plush toys. You guys do love Club Penguin plush toys, right? Right. Disney has done a lot of good things for Club Penguin. Sure, they've done some not so good things, too. Like takeovers. I'll admit, I hate the idea of takeovers, but if you look at how many new players takeovers attract, you'd keep having them too.
Here's a little quick story I want to share with all of you - I was on Club Penguin once and found a big crowd of people in the Town complaining about how Disney ruined CP. I decided to check some of their stamp books, to see when their first pin was collected, and I literally started laughing a little bit. Why? Judging by the pins in their stamp book, most of the people complaining joined Club Penguin AFTER Disney bought it! Hardly any of the complainers joined CP before Disney took over. Now, new players complaining, but hardly any old players complaining? That doesn't sound right. Seriously, be happy Club Penguin is still here, because if Disney hadn't bought it, like I said above, it probably wouldn't still be here.
Disney is helping Club Penguin, not ruining it. I hope I got my point clear. Now, it's your turn. Do you agree with me when I say Disney is helping Club Penguin? Why or why not? The comments section is down below, you know what to do. ;)
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